The Angry Motivator

The motivation app that yells at you.

Stick-man coaches who roast you into action. Pick how angry they get, read the truth you need, and go do the thing.

The Angry Motivator home: a coach’s line in a speech bubble
Stop scrolling.
Your goals aren’t in this feed, idiot.
The Couch Is Lying to You 0:44
Stop roasting yourself, idiot. That’s my job.
NOVA
“I’ll start in 10 minutes.” Oh look, it’s tomorrow already.
GRIT
Highlighting isn’t studying, genius.
ACE
You’ll NEVER feel ready. Start ANYWAY.
GRIT
Take the stairs. Your legs aren’t decoration.
DASH
Pitch with confidence. You know this better than anyone.
BOSS
You break more promises to yourself than a politician.
GRIT

The coaches

Seven coaches.
Zero excuses.

One coach for each part of your life you keep putting off. Pick the ones you need.

  • GRITDiscipline
  • ACEStudy
  • JOLTWork
  • DASHFitness
  • BOSSBusiness
  • NOVAConfidence
  • SUNNYLife

Three levels

You choose how hard they push.

Every line comes in Chill, Angry and Furious. Start gentle and turn it up when you need a real kick.

Wear the good outfit, idiot. Special days don’t send invites.
The app on Furious: “Wear the good outfit, idiot. Special days don’t send invites.”

Audio

Short audios to get you off the couch.

Under a minute of your coach talking you into action, with captions as they speak. In your language, at your level.

Wallpapers

Your lock screen, now with opinions.

Every coach comes with scenes drawn for your screen, with the line in your language. Set one on your home or lock screen in one tap.

9:41
You’ll never feel ready. Start anyway.GRIT · DISCIPLINE
9:41
Highlighting isn’t studying, genius.ACE · STUDY
9:41
Third coffee, zero tasks done. Bold strategy.JOLT · WORK
9:41
Take the stairs. Your legs aren’t decoration.DASH · FITNESS
9:41
Your big idea won’t launch from your notes app.BOSS · BUSINESS
9:41
Stop roasting yourself, idiot. That’s my job.NOVA · CONFIDENCE
9:41
Wear the good outfit. Today is the occasion.SUNNY · LIFE

Widgets

A new line on your home screen every hour.

Put your coach on your home or lock screen, right where you waste the most time. Go Minimal, or pick the Coach style with color and stick man.

Languages

Yelled at in six languages.

Still reading?
Go download it.

Your coaches are waiting. They’re not happy about it.